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My last relationship summed up in two analogies

My last relationship summed up in two analogies
Caught in the act.
Caught in the act.
Is spider gone yet?
Is spider gone yet?
At first I was like…
At first I was like…
Columbus day, you’re doing it right.
Columbus day, you’re doing it right.
Words.
Words.
How to confuse an idiot.
How to confuse an idiot.
Force field kitteh.
Force field kitteh.
Donald Duck, reality.
Donald Duck, reality.
This frog is confused.
This frog is confused.
Gangsters explained.
Gangsters explained.
n00b.
n00b.
Ghetto swimming pool.
Ghetto swimming pool.
Winning.
Winning.
Mafia Wars.
Mafia Wars.
What my shower says.
What my shower says.
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Join the conversation
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
good+question
good question
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW