Dat moment when you hear a good joke but immediately remember you are 53 million in debt

Dat moment when you hear a good joke but immediately remember you are 53 million in debt

We’re gonna what now?

We’re gonna what now?

Opossums are not pets. Opossum me wrong.

Opossums are not pets. Opossum me wrong.

*flop*

Goddammit, Susan.

Goddammit, Susan.

I’ll give you a good description of who took it

I’ll give you a good description of who took it

Sushi is art.

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

Woody, you got the time?

Woody, you got the time?

Putting up with the void.

Putting up with the void.

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

Reelly?

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

I <3 Daylight

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Wait just a 2nd…

Wait just a 2nd…