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A Letter To My Sneeze

A Letter To My Sneeze
Obviously.
Obviously.
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Cheating milk.
Cheating milk.
But why?!
But why?!
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love, Pig.
Love, Pig.
It happens to the best of us…
It happens to the best of us…
Infinity cat.
Infinity cat.
Your secret’s safe with us…
Your secret’s safe with us…
Hands.
Hands.
Yep…
Yep…
No shame.
No shame.
Don’t deny it.
Don’t deny it.
Times when I use cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Thanks+for+covering+the+gaps+in+our+defense+budget%2C+Dollar+Shave+Brothers%21
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
This+1950s+tie+recommends+what+color+of+suit+to+wear
This 1950s tie recommends what color of suit to wear
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
The+%C3%B0%C5%B8%E2%80%98%C2%8F++is+irritating.
The 👏 is irritating.
Join the conversation
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
%C3%B0%C5%B8%E2%80%98%C2%8F
👏
12%3A01%3A01
12:01:01
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Bribery%2C+a+Guide.
Bribery, a Guide.
The+bear%2C+it+gets+me%26%238230%3B
The bear, it gets me…
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
%26%238230%3Bwell+played.
…well played.