Feeling Lucky?

Accurate.

Accurate.
Silly Newt.
Silly Newt.
Why I love winter.
Why I love winter.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts.
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts.
Serious business cat.
Serious business cat.
That awkward moment…
That awkward moment…
I need a taco holder.
I need a taco holder.
Girls vs. boys.
Girls vs. boys.
One night stand, level: Asian.
One night stand, level: Asian.
Only in America.
Only in America.
Such a kidder…
Such a kidder…
First world problem.
First world problem.
Eat your veggies.
Eat your veggies.
Words.
Words.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Obviously.
Obviously.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.