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How To Attract Women

How To Attract Women
Have we fixed this yet?
Have we fixed this yet?
Good luck out there…
Good luck out there…
I will care for you, tiny human.
I will care for you, tiny human.
Tweeting on unholy land.
Tweeting on unholy land.
Nevermore, motherclucker
Nevermore, motherclucker
It took me a bit to figure out…
It took me a bit to figure out…
Draw the curtains, dear.
Draw the curtains, dear.
My body is a temple.
My body is a temple.
Just checking…
Just checking…
My official mascot.
My official mascot.
He thought his cat loved him…
He thought his cat loved him…
I’m loving it!
I’m loving it!
The internet connects us.
The internet connects us.
…look at all them real boys.
…look at all them real boys.
Now that’s what I call a sync…
Now that’s what I call a sync…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
Hands.
Hands.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…