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I have no friends

I have no friends
As an American watching British television
As an American watching British television
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/
2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/
The perfect crime!
The perfect crime!
That paw though
That paw though
I’m working with idiots
I’m working with idiots
Storm in Moscow
Storm in Moscow
Statistically…
Statistically…
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
Geneception
Geneception
Game on!
Game on!
Kenneth, a word?
Kenneth, a word?
Pure Structured Water
Pure Structured Water
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Join the conversation
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.