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recently got into a relationship, this is super true

recently got into a relationship, this is super true
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Is this God?
Is this God?
Make it so.
Make it so.
Has shampoo gone too far?
Has shampoo gone too far?
Millenials are destroying industries
Millenials are destroying industries
which one of you shall I murder first – pitbull, probably
which one of you shall I murder first – pitbull, probably
Hey girl…
Hey girl…
Back to the beach
Back to the beach
And God said, let there be dongfish.
And God said, let there be dongfish.
Meanwhile, on Craigslist…
Meanwhile, on Craigslist…
Build the breakfast burrito.
Build the breakfast burrito.
Street artist at work
Street artist at work
Book ’em, Biebo,
Book ’em, Biebo,
I bark at term limits.
I bark at term limits.
Maybe we’d have more responsible parents…
Maybe we’d have more responsible parents…
Accents are hard.
Accents are hard.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…