America, your presidential candidates are a joke.

America, your presidential candidates are a joke.

As for me and my house, we will stay tf home.

As for me and my house, we will stay tf home.

Dick Nixon Campaign Pins, circa 1960

Dick Nixon Campaign Pins, circa 1960

The bees are free at your local fire hydrants this week.

The bees are free at your local fire hydrants this week.

Blue Whales… I don’t trust ’em.

Blue Whales… I don’t trust ’em.

BACK, BEAST.

There is not an app for that, people.

There is not an app for that, people.

All hail the bastard in the North.

All hail the bastard in the North.

The Walmarts are healing…

The Walmarts are healing…

Rebecca knows her candles.

Rebecca knows her candles.

Don’t judge my routine this year.

Don’t judge my routine this year.

You may be entitled to zero financial compensation!

You may be entitled to zero financial compensation!

Life Of Cat

Google Maps used a Camel to map the Arabian Deserts.

Google Maps used a Camel to map the Arabian Deserts.

1. 2.. 3… 4…. I declare a face mask war…?

1. 2.. 3… 4…. I declare a face mask war…?

Damn Adam, Savage…

Damn Adam, Savage…