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That was real terrorism

That was real terrorism
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Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
True story.
True story.
I think they’re cool now.
I think they’re cool now.
Words.
Words.
Wrong number like a boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
McHitler.
McHitler.
How people see me.
How people see me.
Hate when that happens.
Hate when that happens.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
Scumbag pope.
Scumbag pope.
This is how I die.
This is how I die.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
100 things to do before you die.
100 things to do before you die.
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Join the conversation
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…