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The Most Difficult English Poem

The Most Difficult English Poem
Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb.
WE’RE LOSING THEM, DAMN IT!, They’re toast
WE’RE LOSING THEM, DAMN IT!, They’re toast
I’ve been working all day…
I’ve been working all day…
Meeting someone from the 1950’s
Meeting someone from the 1950’s
A friendly reminder.
A friendly reminder.
Expectation vs. Reality.
Expectation vs. Reality.
How to talk to short people.
How to talk to short people.
Toad sure knew how to party.
Toad sure knew how to party.
Now is not the time…
Now is not the time…
One shocking thing your kids don’t know.
One shocking thing your kids don’t know.
Abraham Lincoln tells it like it is.
Abraham Lincoln tells it like it is.
The thing about plastic spoons.
The thing about plastic spoons.
How to properly pet animals.
How to properly pet animals.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Dentist logic.
Dentist logic.
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
Anyone+can+bake%21
Anyone can bake!
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+anime+for+everything%26%238230%3B
There’s an anime for everything…
Join the conversation
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination