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John Wayne’s Words Of Wisdom

John Wayne's Words Of Wisdom
We should ban life jackets.
We should ban life jackets.
Beards.
Beards.
Hey girls…
Hey girls…
Unstoppable…
Unstoppable…
Spongebob on drugs.
Spongebob on drugs.
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Jiggle! Jiggle!
It simply does not matter.
It simply does not matter.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
The morning is so beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Forever alone?
Forever alone?
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Back in my day…
Back in my day…
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
Smashing!
Smashing!
Borders+are+silly%2C+change+my+mind.
Borders are silly, change my mind.
It%26%238217%3Bs+possibly+your+own+damn+fault%2C+Jenna.
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
%26%238230%3Band+if+you+see+one%2C+you+must+hop+on+and+scream+YEEHAWWWW%2C+apparently.
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
Those+damst+colonial+organisms%26%238230%3B
Those damst colonial organisms…
Join the conversation
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
Heartwarming+news+you+can+use.
Heartwarming news you can use.
Politicians+fear+such+a+thing.
Politicians fear such a thing.
I+could+om+nom+the+science+out+of+that+theory%26%238230%3B
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
2021+job+hunting+is+opportunistic.
2021 job hunting is opportunistic.
We+worship+the+deep.
We worship the deep.