I am not going back man!

how mooooving

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

retinal

cooking fails that are as delicious as they are disastrous

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

This is why my cat has trust issues

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!

drink coffee

it just… uh… disappeared

the next great food debate

there goes my afternoon

some interesting options

The facepalm is what gets me

Always judging you