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This is me in the future

This is me in the future
the internet us undefeated
the internet us undefeated
ancient multi-tasking
ancient multi-tasking
refuse to lose
refuse to lose
tortoise relocation boom
tortoise relocation boom
baby gandalf
baby gandalf
become ungovernable
become ungovernable
yardstick is precious
yardstick is precious
this bar just earned my patronage with this sign
this bar just earned my patronage with this sign
your lab instructor is a furry
your lab instructor is a furry
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom
she was talking to the dog
she was talking to the dog
audiobook idea
audiobook idea
you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it
you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
it’s a depresso
it’s a depresso
No+woman%2C+no+cry.
No woman, no cry.
Star+Wars+knew%26%238230%3B
Star Wars knew…
Ducks+%26%238211%3B+peace+was+always+an+option.
Ducks – peace was always an option.
I+come+from+a+long+line+of+Boers%26%238230%3B
I come from a long line of Boers…
Join the conversation
%2Agoes+postal%2A
*goes postal*
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+two%2C+please.
I’ll take two, please.
RIP+In+Peace%2C+god+fearing+young+man.
RIP In Peace, god fearing young man.
It%26%238217%3Bs+ma+heritage%21
It’s ma heritage!
We+already+have+a+Peter%2C+Pete%26%238230%3B
We already have a Peter, Pete…
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it…
%2Aguttural+snort%2A
*guttural snort*
Luna%5Br%5Dcy%21
Luna[r]cy!