This is me in the future

anyway, here’s wonderwall

prophetic loopholes for writing

you can butter my sweet corn

the tories were right

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

good ol’ late highschool/early college days

a shame indeed

the worst feeling

such a pleasing sound tbf

which do you like more?

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

get on, smurfette

uh oh ho oh

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

chad english teacher