Interesting theory…

I’d eat every blue.

Extreme hammocking

I would seek them out to the ends of the earth

I’m trying… :/

The most American way to row a boat.

I’d pay for that feature

The Sniper Giraffe

They are not freaking kidding

In case it’s a bomb…

Bragginfly

The Mighty Mongrel Mob

pretty

During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied.

300 Napkins vs Power Hammer

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.