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Haley’s First Drink

Haley's First Drink
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.
$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Oh lorde, here we go again…
Oh lorde, here we go again…
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
Let the journalists journal.
Let the journalists journal.
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
Vantablack has become self aware!
Vantablack has become self aware!
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
Ask for Mr. Durdin
Ask for Mr. Durdin
What an interesting predicament.
What an interesting predicament.
She mad.
She mad.
i+hurd+u+have+some+chip%2C+br%C3%B6ther
i hurd u have some chip, bröther
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+deal+that+saves+a+lot+of+money
now that’s a deal that saves a lot of money
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3
Join the conversation
m%C3%B6ther%2C+why
möther, why
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
angur+frog
angur frog
what+a%26%238230%3Bspecial+phrase
what a…special phrase
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
it+just%26%238230%3Bslides+so+easily%26%238230%3B
it just…slides so easily…
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+a+unique+way+to+see+it
well, that’s certainly a unique way to see it