When I heard a bunch of people in my lab aren’t coming into work tomorrow because it’s Good Friday

Los Angeles, Sans Smog?

Simpsons quarantined first?

Strum, my darlings.

You can’t out hustle a hustler.

The time has come!

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

The corns will provide.

We are all special little orchids, really.

Paul Rudd can’t load his own groceries…

Never doubt the spirit of cosplay.

I could shoppe here.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

I could climb this pinnacle.

Montana Governor declares the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Nargles as essential.

The briefings will continue until morale improves…