Maybe they will never change

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

sea urchins love hats

flying is like living in the wild west

forever young

i live at the zoo now

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

money on gandalf

there’s no way a home made this soup

it has stories to tell

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

yes, please

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

flipping the pick up line script

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad