All The Planets Aligned

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

qr codes will never run out

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

goblins don’t watch netflix