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Fan letter

Fan letter
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’