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Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
become ungovernable
become ungovernable
in the real world your dog can call you
in the real world your dog can call you
she only has herself to blame
she only has herself to blame
baby gandalf
baby gandalf
just like bagel bites prophesized
just like bagel bites prophesized
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom
trying on pants at old navy
trying on pants at old navy
your pleas mean nothing in this situation
your pleas mean nothing in this situation
how to get kicked out of every local gym
how to get kicked out of every local gym
she was talking to the dog
she was talking to the dog
it’s what’s under the hood that counts
it’s what’s under the hood that counts
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!
punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!
this is really cool
this is really cool
ancient multi-tasking
ancient multi-tasking
Synchronized+snow+spook.
Synchronized snow spook.
Low+key+I+would+watch+this+flick.
Low key I would watch this flick.
gimme+gimme
gimme gimme
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+lifestyle.
It’s a lifestyle.
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Words.
Words.
John+Matuszak+becoming+Sloth%2C+1985.
John Matuszak becoming Sloth, 1985.
Sleep+tight.
Sleep tight.
%2AHops.exe+has+not+finished+compiling%2A
*Hops.exe has not finished compiling*
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+the+mechanics+wife.
Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.
La+Croix+on+my+mind.
La Croix on my mind.
89-Year-Old+Japanese+Grandma+Discovers+Photography%2C+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Stop+Taking+Hilarious+Self-Portraits+Now
89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now
directions%2C+is+all.
directions, is all.