Parenting goals

Parenting goals

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

DIY cat door 2020

DIY cat door 2020

Cheap entertainment!

Cheap entertainment!

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

It is finished, it is done…

It is finished, it is done…

Friendly reminder to move on.

Friendly reminder to move on.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

*phoooomp*

Best not breath at me…

Best not breath at me…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.