Feeling Lucky?

No Need For Temples

No Need For Temples
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
time is money
time is money
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
the things influencers will do for a picture…
the things influencers will do for a picture…
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
truth
truth
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Words
Words
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty