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Two Different Kisses

Two Different Kisses
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
It’s cold. We get it.
It’s cold. We get it.
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
I… watched for a while.
I… watched for a while.
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
Radar%21
Radar!
Join the conversation
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.
Anyone+can+bake%21
Anyone can bake!
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
and%2For
and/or
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan