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What We Have In America

What We Have In America
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
My barista is deaf.
My barista is deaf.
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
Dog Shower Thoughts
Dog Shower Thoughts
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
National Park Service
National Park Service
Dear mom and dad
Dear mom and dad
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
Dieting
Dieting
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
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Congratulations…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.