Feeling Lucky?

Dear Religion

Dear Religion
x marks the spot
x marks the spot
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the pepper fairy strikes again!
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
it’s all quiznos’ fault
it’s all quiznos’ fault
and now so do i
and now so do i
death by hot dog
death by hot dog
who’s a good human?
who’s a good human?
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
the final boss karen
the final boss karen
or your fire back
or your fire back
sparkling covid
sparkling covid
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’