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Get your crap together, Voldemort

Get your crap together, Voldemort
Natural defense
Natural defense
Good cop bad cop.
Good cop bad cop.
Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.
Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.
Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.
Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.
I love Costco also.
I love Costco also.
Got my girlfriend a new book.
Got my girlfriend a new book.
When ball is life
When ball is life
Beethoven was a genius.
Beethoven was a genius.
Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.
Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.
Under[standing] bites.
Under[standing] bites.
Theatrical overkill.
Theatrical overkill.
Betrayed
Betrayed
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
No one calls her until they need something
No one calls her until they need something
31 years has a price, apparently.
31 years has a price, apparently.
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3
i+hurd+u+have+some+chip%2C+br%C3%B6ther
i hurd u have some chip, bröther
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
Join the conversation
10+Pasta+Memes+to+Eat+Up
10 Pasta Memes to Eat Up
looks+like+the+otts+are+against+your+favor%2C+friend
looks like the otts are against your favor, friend
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+settle+it
well, that’s one way to settle it
a+final+wave+goodbye
a final wave goodbye
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+deal+that+saves+a+lot+of+money
now that’s a deal that saves a lot of money
this+could+be+life-saving+information%21
this could be life-saving information!