Global Warming

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

and now he’s just committed to the bit

cry harder

extremely concerned, as it were

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

always practice safe porking

set your dvr!

this should be interesting

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

welcome to jurassic park!

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

the suite life tried to teach us