The Two-Legged Cat

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

realistic relationship goals

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

we all know why we have gathered here today

turning on the lights is not an option

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

planking isn’t for everybody

what new ghosts would you like to see?

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

the makers of oreos have no chill