I also do children’s birthdays.

I also do children's birthdays.

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin