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Texting my GF when she’s mad at me.

Texting my GF when she's mad at me.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Clever clothing tags.
Clever clothing tags.
Sometimes a though pops in my head…
Sometimes a though pops in my head…
Genius Halloween costume.
Genius Halloween costume.
This would probably be helpful now…
This would probably be helpful now…
How Voldemort lost his nose.
How Voldemort lost his nose.
Octobear. Octobear Fest.
Octobear. Octobear Fest.
Whenever you’re furious with your parents…
Whenever you’re furious with your parents…
Mugged at Gunpoint
Mugged at Gunpoint
That’s nice, honey…
That’s nice, honey…
The after party of the last supper.
The after party of the last supper.
If I left school.
If I left school.
Fall Harvest
Fall Harvest
Some people are like clouds…
Some people are like clouds…
How I’m woken up every morning.
How I’m woken up every morning.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Truth+in+advertising.
Truth in advertising.
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.