Texting my GF when she’s mad at me.

Who the fuck puts kids in debt for school lunch?

One Fear

Fishing is like yoga

I have a big head, and little arms :/

God works in mysterious ways

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

It’s so sad that good people like him have to suffer. #prayforWW

Who’s a pretty girl?

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

Never turn your back on the ocean.

Muhammad Ali prevents a suicide 1981

Did you just assume my gender?

Domino’s Pizza Ethiopia Branch

There’s a snake in my….

Boys with facial hair