too true

Violators will be towed and find $50.

Fox News is at least self-aware.

There's been a huge misunderstanding...

not a terrible idea, honestly

What am I supposed to do with all these rupees?

gator melted like ice cream

Ron Swanson likes Moby Dick

Winter Wonderweave

When you give a mouse a cookie...

America will have a great weekend

Movies be like

Stoner dog has a revelation.

You are unique.

I brought you some presents!

Clear pee