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If you gave a pet and invite me over, I’m sorry…

If you gave a pet and invite me over, I'm sorry...
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Sometimes I need one of these.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
How to make $1.
How to make $1.
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
this+is+why+we+need+educational+reform
this is why we need educational reform
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering
Join the conversation
back+seat+police+driver
back seat police driver
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
i+was+born+a+baby
i was born a baby
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside