Feeling Lucky?

My coworker actually said this.

My coworker actually said this.
your uber has arrived
your uber has arrived
it constricts you before it eats you
it constricts you before it eats you
squirrel art
squirrel art
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
the bluest of eyes
the bluest of eyes
challenge accepted
challenge accepted
stab the crab
stab the crab
true love is filled with regret
true love is filled with regret
i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie
i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie
astrology for coworkers
astrology for coworkers
can finally write a novel
can finally write a novel
collector’s item
collector’s item
just several million years too late
just several million years too late
nice
nice
Bottoms up for the memes about the anal bead cheating scandal!
Bottoms up for the memes about the anal bead cheating scandal!
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…