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Dear Dracula,
Dear Dracula,
Stuff nobody says.
Stuff nobody says.
How Twilight was written…
How Twilight was written…
Guitar level 439932.
Guitar level 439932.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
How to brush your teeth.
How to brush your teeth.
Why your earbuds always get tangled.
Why your earbuds always get tangled.
21 reasons why English sucks.
21 reasons why English sucks.
Heard you liked bad boys…
Heard you liked bad boys…
And now… I wait.
And now… I wait.
My plans for the future.
My plans for the future.
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra…
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra…
honkshoo honkshoo honkshoo…
honkshoo honkshoo honkshoo…
Management potential quiz.
Management potential quiz.
How to be a parent.
How to be a parent.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.