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Dad Joke Survivors

We’re going to quarantine together for a bit…
We’re going to quarantine together for a bit…
Goodbye my love.
Goodbye my love.
The approximately 304 teeth of a Great White.
The approximately 304 teeth of a Great White.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
Human versus plant.
Human versus plant.
Phamphlets for the people.
Phamphlets for the people.
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
You aren’t eligible for that option.
You aren’t eligible for that option.
Well, yes, Barbara…
Well, yes, Barbara…
He would definitely where the bracelet. #WWJD
He would definitely where the bracelet. #WWJD
Trust farts are a bad combo.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
Sale as old as time.
Sale as old as time.
Let them irk.
Let them irk.
left+swipe
left swipe
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Join the conversation
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
good+question
good question
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE