What Did One Orphan Say To The Other?

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

algebra is like onion pie

this is how i became the fun uncle

royale burrito with cheese

the power of positive affirmations

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

the more you drink, the more political you get

well that escalated quickly

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

this is my emotional support steak

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

jurassic park holiday special