Always love a bit of good self-deprecation

Me vs. Adele.

Oil Companies Don't Advertise Like They Used To

Parasitic pupper is sneaky af.

We had to get rid of our puppy a few months ago because it didn't get along with our cats.. today the new owners sent us this

How to fold fitted sheets.

WTF is even going on anymore?

When the future betrays.

It wasn't me... I promise.

I can take the ouch away!

The earth will consume

McDonald's stock opened 300 points higher this morning...

Happy cloud

I mean...

Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.