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First World Poor

First World Poor
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Every time I walk behind a girl.
Every time I walk behind a girl.
If you think women are the weaker sex…
If you think women are the weaker sex…
Soaked pride.
Soaked pride.
Pasta shapes for the depressed.
Pasta shapes for the depressed.
My stomach on a first date.
My stomach on a first date.
This is your body on Math.
This is your body on Math.
I knew I could be anything I wanted.
I knew I could be anything I wanted.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Where cotton candy comes from.
Where cotton candy comes from.
How to multiply large numbers.
How to multiply large numbers.
Come to my “pool party”
Come to my “pool party”
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
If gays become accepted.
If gays become accepted.
Cat cozy.
Cat cozy.
When you like a guy…
When you like a guy…
Inquire+within.
Inquire within.
Uncanny+resemblance.
Uncanny resemblance.
When+reading+Twilight+is+acceptable.
When reading Twilight is acceptable.
Can+I+use+my+Zune%3F
Can I use my Zune?
Join the conversation
The+last+family+photo.
The last family photo.
Ancient+Asteroid.
Ancient Asteroid.
Happy+pots.
Happy pots.
%26%238230%3B+and+never+came+home.
… and never came home.
Truth.
Truth.
Words.
Words.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+blame+him.
Can’t blame him.
Now+sniff+my+panties%21
Now sniff my panties!