Do You Know Someone With Kids…

Do You Know Someone With Kids...

that’s a big nope

that’s a big nope

dad meltdown pending

dad meltdown pending

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

ghost ostrich

always check your grammar

always check your grammar

truth

stops for ducks, still wins gold

stops for ducks, still wins gold

some fish like it rough

some fish like it rough

seemed like a fair trade at the time

seemed like a fair trade at the time

he’s not small

he’s not small

time is money

can we keep it?

can we keep it?

this is the kind of dad i want to be

this is the kind of dad i want to be

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned