My patronus

it’s not the size that matters

looks so innocent until you light it up

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

disney memes because the house of mouse is inevitable

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

john candy was born on halloween so here are sugary sweet memes to remember the comedy icon

who actually thought this was a good idea?

feel old yet?

this might be the best way to judge other people

clever lad

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

pool world

always bend your knees and keep your back straight

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you