How to pick up your friend after they’ve had one too many

How to pick up your friend after they've had one too many

she’s making a list and licking her lips twice

she’s making a list and licking her lips twice

tough until death is imminent

tough until death is imminent

it all makes perfect sense

it all makes perfect sense

don’t turn it off

don’t turn it off

i need this

try to catch me riding sushi

try to catch me riding sushi

halloween chic

I bet you can’t

I bet you can’t

i’m asymptomatic

i’m asymptomatic

chinese food sounds good

chinese food sounds good

call an exorcist

call an exorcist

i don’t know how to drive stick

i don’t know how to drive stick

get a second opinion

get a second opinion

evil genius

it’s where the real gossip happens

it’s where the real gossip happens