To the dude that lost an index card in the Denver airport entitled ‘Personal / Financial Goals’, here’s your list. Keep going brother you got this.

To the dude that lost an index card in the Denver airport entitled ‘Personal / Financial Goals’, here’s your list. Keep going brother you got this.

only cheese

there’s no such thing as too much garlic

there’s no such thing as too much garlic

it is an impressive feat

it is an impressive feat

your day could always be worse

your day could always be worse

proceed without caution

proceed without caution

you’re*

meowza

only $59.99

this is really sweet

this is really sweet

these really should be for sale

these really should be for sale

no we won’t

saucy

the blood of its enemies

the blood of its enemies

love nick offerman

love nick offerman

i want a mcflurry

i want a mcflurry