To the dude that lost an index card in the Denver airport entitled ‘Personal / Financial Goals’, here’s your list. Keep going brother you got this.

To the dude that lost an index card in the Denver airport entitled ‘Personal / Financial Goals’, here’s your list. Keep going brother you got this.

PSA: Action Required

PSA: Action Required

The cake was a lie.

The cake was a lie.

You weren’t supposed to do that!

You weren’t supposed to do that!

Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…

Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…

Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.

Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.

Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938

Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938

Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.

Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)

Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)

How to break your brain in under 27 characters.

How to break your brain in under 27 characters.

Isolation journal: day 54

Isolation journal: day 54

The Maskening.

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…

Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.

Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.

You should see our Defense dept, though…

You should see our Defense dept, though…

The Man, The Myth, The Antibody Legend…

The Man, The Myth, The Antibody Legend…