Let me sing you the songs of my people

Let me sing you the songs of my people

That time I saw someone try to smuggle 50 boxes of cookies out of the Orlando Airport and was treated like a drug lord.

That time I saw someone try to smuggle 50 boxes of cookies out of the Orlando Airport and was treated like a drug lord.

Kid’s got priorities

Kid’s got priorities

The school asked each child to bring a fish

The school asked each child to bring a fish

Sneakachu

Daring Fireball.

Daring Fireball.

Love the Country

Love the Country

Money whale spent.

Money whale spent.

Pretty sure this was his first time on a trampoline.

Pretty sure this was his first time on a trampoline.

16th-century knives engraved with Musical Scores allowed the guests to sing at the end of the meal.

16th-century knives engraved with Musical Scores allowed the guests to sing at the end of the meal.

The Face of Pure Happiness

The Face of Pure Happiness

Amy Adams and Gal Gadot look like they’re expecting

Amy Adams and Gal Gadot look like they’re expecting

We are out of Maple syrup, Dave.

We are out of Maple syrup, Dave.

#neverforget

Headwind is underrated.

Headwind is underrated.

Oh how the turned tables turn.

Oh how the turned tables turn.