With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

all natural

one look was all it took

one look was all it took

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

guys want the same thing

guys want the same thing

oprah you fool!

oprah you fool!

i bet they both could fit

i bet they both could fit

just be aggressive

just be aggressive

oh no…

not the worst super power

not the worst super power

you can’t stop us

you can’t stop us

still room for more sticks

still room for more sticks

you’re a pig, harry

you’re a pig, harry

totally harmless looking

totally harmless looking

a tougher decision than it should be

a tougher decision than it should be

goth clowns only

goth clowns only