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Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can't find my dad. 2/10.
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Dat butt.
Dat butt.
As a hypochondriac…
As a hypochondriac…
Breakfast with Ron Swanson.
Breakfast with Ron Swanson.
My relationship status?
My relationship status?
How I feel about Walmart.
How I feel about Walmart.
The life of a koala bear.
The life of a koala bear.
The Gallifreyan alphabet.
The Gallifreyan alphabet.
My kind of cookies.
My kind of cookies.
My interest is peaked….
My interest is peaked….
Wow, I’m sorry…
Wow, I’m sorry…
Despicable Me – Banana language.
Despicable Me – Banana language.
Thermal mug FTW.
Thermal mug FTW.
Some advice I’ve picked up over the years.
Some advice I’ve picked up over the years.
I’m not clumsy…
I’m not clumsy…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…