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Narcissism is not a millennial thing

Narcissism is not a millennial thing
wow
wow
let’s all do it!
let’s all do it!
i’m going somewhere else
i’m going somewhere else
dammit!
dammit!
find out what kind of bird you are!
find out what kind of bird you are!
the cutlass spreads the mayo
the cutlass spreads the mayo
but you also refuse to ask for help
but you also refuse to ask for help
what color was your favorite scent?
what color was your favorite scent?
it’s your choice to listen
it’s your choice to listen
just a simple labor dispute
just a simple labor dispute
that’s tubad
that’s tubad
thanks, mom…
thanks, mom…
interesting
interesting
this isn’t gonna work out
this isn’t gonna work out
this has to be photoshopped, right?
this has to be photoshopped, right?
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Classy.
Classy.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.