Monster, Inc. Themed Mobile Power Packs.

It’s real in my heart.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

When your wife is actually garbage.

I don’t prank well…

Doing my best.

This kid Risks.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

A wholesome NYC experience.

Do you even meow?

Serving and protecing.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Knock knock.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.