Accurate

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

what i wish the button in the car would do

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

so this is why British people hide their t’s

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

the power of friendship is undefeated

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…