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The 10 Commandments From A Dog’s Perspective

The 10 Commandments From A Dog's Perspective
What?
What?
I love you THIS much.
I love you THIS much.
No soliciting.
No soliciting.
Words.
Words.
The moods of Kristin Stewart.
The moods of Kristin Stewart.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Coning defined.
Coning defined.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Erm.
Erm.
People I want to punch in the face.
People I want to punch in the face.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
No gold for you.
No gold for you.
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Big nerd.
Big nerd.
Gold digger.
Gold digger.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.