Play them against each other.

Play them against each other.

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When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

How do I unsee this?

How do I unsee this?

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard

back in my day…

back in my day…

Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

I got this.

WARR-E

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

So, what’s your real name?

So, what’s your real name?