This Pumpkin Is Brilliant, Check Out The Last Picture

Every box of raisins is a tragic story

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

Why Hulu sucks

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

Did you fall from heaven?

Fitness is for winners.

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!

Et tu, Brute?

One of my favorite Simpsons quote.

Can I speak to you in private?

What are you up to?

Freckles freak me out.

How to kill a song

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe